I wish.

Subject: I wish. Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:12 am

Grant the wish of the person above you, But make it go horribly wrong. Then Make a wish of your own.

I'll start ^^`

I wish I had some Food.

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. But the food comes to life and eats you.

I wish I had an iPhone.

Subject: Re: I wish. Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:20 am

Granted, but it turns out to be a C4 and blows you up. ^^

I wish I had more sleep.

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. You sleep for 100 years and when you wake up a bunch of evolved humans find you and put you in a "unevolved human" museum. Visitors poke you with sticks on mondays and thursdays for the rest of your life, while the only thing they feed you is Banana bread.

I wish I could stop time.

Subject: Re: I wish. Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:02 am

Granted time stops, but you can't un-stop it and end up dieing. So you never got to say goodbye >:D

I wish i had a cupcake.

Subject: Re: I wish. Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:48 pm

Granted but you get a pie instead.

i wish i had sebbi in me D:<
AND IF YOU RUIN IT ILL SLIT YOUR NECK OPEN
Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:58 am

Granted, you eat Sebbi.

I wish dark stopped editing posts and thinking it's funny, because its...HALIROUSSSSS

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:29 am

Wish failed, tho i edited yours again.

I wish i had a Cum monster that sucked my face

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:37 am

Um granted. . . But you get an allergy to cum. ^^

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:54 am

TO CUM!!!! NOOOO D:<

Since you wished for nothing...
Granted but you get herpies and butt aids and cant sit unless its on a old lady butt pillow..o-o

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:09 pm

Rofl, I'll just make a wish I guess XD

I wish I had a working phone xD

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted, but your phone is so good at work, he gets a huge promotion and fires you.

I wish I had an enormous shoe.

Subject: Re: I wish. Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:43 am

Wish granted, tho you live in the shoe as it stank and gave your whole body fungus and athlete.

I wish i had -----> tongue

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. But the tongue

kills you with his epic cuteness skillz.

I wish I had a friendly dinosaur.

Subject: Re: I wish. Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:17 pm

Wish granted though the dinosaur was to kind and hugged you so hard crushing every bone in your body.

Lets see if i can do a good one :3

I wish i had a powerful axe that can't break, explode, catch on fire, nor over powered, and it would be normal size of a normal axe! D:<

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. But a homeless guy takes your axe and kills you with it, then runs away and sells it for millions.

I wish I was better at music theory.

Subject: Re: I wish. Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:17 pm

Granted, but it's so good that no one appreciates it and you die of aggravation.

I wish I lived in Australia.

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. You get eaten by a kangaroo.

What? You don't think they're out for world domination? You are sadly mistaken, my friend.

I wish I had an enormous hat that I could live in, who's name would be Bob.

Subject: Re: I wish. Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:00 am

Granted, but the hat was so big you couldn't get out, so you end up dying.

I wish I had a super powerful katana which can't break, which only I can hold because it's DNA-sensitive so if someone else touches it he gets hurt by a bunch of metal spikes which peirces their hands, and has a magic barrier on it so it can't hurt me if I accidently wave my sword at myself and also has a self destruct ability so if a giant mecha-robot takes it and tries to attack everybody with it it will expload right on it's face and... Ok, I think this is enough. >=]

@ Son Of The Devil:

SonOfTheDevil wrote:

Granted. Just when you get it and get all exited you get stepped on by a giant mecha-robot and die of irony.

I seriously LOL'd IRL! xD

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. Just when you get it and get all exited you get stepped on by a giant mecha-robot and die of irony.

I wish I was a giant.

Subject: Re: I wish. Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:06 am

★ Granted, tho you fall off the earth, being so high your in space dieing from no air..

★ I wish i stayed the same. :I

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. You stay the same, so you can't make any new memories, and you forget yourself to death.

I wish life was a musical.

Subject: Re: I wish. Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:11 pm

Granted but since I had no idea what that meant, I put music on so loud it broke your ears.

I wish I had a PlayStation 3.

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:23 am

Granted, but you get caught up in a never ending cycle of having it replaced due to every one you get come pre-broken.

I wish I could make everyone happy. ._.

Subject: Re: I wish. Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:09 am

★ Granted, tho everyone becomes so happy as you sat there only one feeling the other emotions but happiness, you slowly go insane from the others extreme happiness. You kill them on a horrorable rampage then as they were dissapointed from your actions they put you white room locking you away forever addicted to happy pills, slowly becoming insane but happy.

★ I wish i met Obama, though he never remembers so he and nor anyone he knows can know me from Obama, Leaving me safe. :I★

Noob Number of posts : 77 Registration date : 2009-03-11

Granted. You meet Obama, and he eats you.

I wish I had 6 arms.